Squirrels. They look so cute with their fluffy tails. You see them eating nuts in your backyard in the light falling December snow and think back to all the Disney movies you watched.
Then, they move into your attic; uninvited. They squat up there, chewing and scratching at things - and making babies, lots of babies, twice a year!! They drive you crazy with their incessant noise, they wake up your sleeping baby by playing tag and running across the rafters.
Cue John, our hero in this story. John came by two summers ago on his stallion, observed the problems, gave us some quotes to shoo away the villainous squirrels. We thought it best to let it be, think of the baby squirrels after all! Then, the babies grew up - a new horde of villainous squirrels - and I decided to try to fix the problem myself. And failed - the squirrels had bested me. They chewed through wood and around wire mesh to access their home, my attic.
So, yeah, not exactly something I was looking forward to spending money on, but learn a lesson from us. Pay John to save the day at the start of this story. It makes for a short story and you'll live happily ever after much sooner!
TL;DR: John is amazing. He's responsive, punctual and does awesome work.